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saw this picture Learn from vovanexe and just upisalas ... Thank you, my dear, so a theme!!

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canarejka @ 2009-12-12T21: 07:00

1) climbing festival slopes. Lungs.
2) saw the film "Pumpkin." Liked, even shed a few tears at the end ...
A speck of dust can simply

I love Christina Ricci
She always complex roles. Little sullen girl. I especially liked the "Prozac Nation" (medical drug that makes a happy life).

3) Yes DUB

Data Transfer Objects Makes Me Sick

Ah, what the hell xD

someday xD xDDDD And here we go







Record Fifth.








Thursday.

ten in the morning.
Government Offices Trip Temporary.
Thirty Three Floor, Suite Eight Hundred Ninety-Seven.


awoke, looked out the window and saw that indeed all that had happened on Wednesday had been a long and very detailed nightmare.
He sat on the bed, which was surprisingly comfortable, and again noted the room. All seemed quiet, maybe too quiet ...

1472.14 Form (obtained on the thirteenth floor and would allow the ability to apply with the administration, said his head) watching him threateningly from the nightstand.

reached out and took the form with a sigh. The flipped a bit, and crawled pathetically to the desk to take the pen that was by the block.
pathetically He crawled back, and began to fill the role.

"Are you corrupt?" No.
"Have you been in prison?" No.
"Have you committed an illegal act?" No.
"Has ever tried to deceive an Administrative Office? "What the hell were these questions?
This is stupid, she thought, marked "no."
After three quarters of an hour, he found himself signing the three pages of Form 897.1, which apparently would serve to avoid filling who knows how many ways in the future.

He sat on the bed again and noted that, ironically, had gone to bed fully clothed and had not returned to put his pajamas. In part, refused to leave the room to face the fact that if two years have not solved a mystery that totally escaped his mind, he should be a boon to the Lord of Time, and the truth was that the Lord of Time did not seem exactly the kind of person who would ask a simple nonsense.
For curiosity opened the closet to find it empty. He discovered that a door was a mirror, and looked with strange clothes. He folded his pajamas and put it in one of the shelves. If you had to be stuck in this place, at least be comfortable.
continued around the room to find the little door leading into the bathroom. The half opened with certain nerves and calm breathing again when he saw a dip of the same type of ordinary bathrooms of their world.
said that a shower is not a bad idea.

After an hour, after examination, the shower and once again review the paperwork, he prepared to leave the room. Personally take the forms, after all he knew to the floor 13, then return to the room and call the Secretary to continue the latter form, whose number could not remember, which would ask for a vacancy and officially become an employee more of the Government Offices of time travel.

left his room, forms in hand, and headed for the elevator, which came after a few minutes. Of course the monkey was there, with no cap but with a yellow cup that had a picture of a banana, and was filled to the brim with hot coffee. Standing beside him was a kind of horse, lion-dragon-unicorn-thing, mostly gold and red.
- Hello future roommate. - Health Visitor just had both feet inside the elevator. - I hope you've rested.
- Ah, good morning ... I rested well, thanks. Go to thirteenth floor.
- Flat thirteen foot. - The monkey pressed the button and then looked back to horse-dragon-unicorn-lion thing. - He's the guy I was talking about, Qilin.
- Ah, it's good. - The Qilin moved a little and gave him a nod.
- Nice ... - The young man smiled politely.
- I am the Chief of the Bureau of Personnel of the building, my race is "qilin." The Lord of time and told me about you, but not yet see you there.
- Yesterday I spent most of the day filling out forms. - He said the boy.
- Sure, it was expected. Are you done with Form 1472.14?
- I was going to deliver it. - I said showing him the papers in his hand.
- The following is the Form 19216.8, to request that you assign a vacancy. - The Qilin wagged his tail a bit. - You'll have to do in my office, on the fourteenth floor.
- I understand. "I can ask you directly?
- Yes, that's okay. - The Qilin a bowed again, by way of greeting, and the bell rang.
- Flat fourteen. - Announced the monkey then a drink of coffee added. - Have a good day.
- Thanks, same to you and the visitor.
The Head down the elevator, moving with surprising agility, and the door closed.
- The Qilin is a fantastic guy. - The monkey laughed. - A little special, but undoubtedly one of the most prolific of the Administration.
- verbose? - The bell rang.
- floor thirteen. - Announced the monkey. - Have a good day.

The boy got off the elevator bye. I would have preferred to stay to make a few
more questions, but I knew it was trouble. Followed the winding corridors, and reached the door the previous day.
struck carefully and wait for an answer. After a minute of silence, struck again and this time a deep voice, the young man recognized as the Minotaur who had boarded the elevator the day before, replied that to happen.
- With your permission ... - Muttered, opening the door to find the minotaur writing papers, with their glasses on and a steaming cup of coffee at his side.
- Hello again, Guest. - The Minotaur looked up from his papers. - Do you come to leave the Form 1472.14? - Yes. - The young man extended the two forms and added. - Form is also 897.1.
- Oh, How special! - The Minotaur smiled, or at least the Visitor assumed that terrifying face was a smile. - You owe it to the head fall.
- Special ...?
- Sure, it's one of the few ways that we have indeed let you do less paperwork than normal. Usually to request records or request a hearing with the Chief would have to complete two applications.
- Go ... - The young man's brow frown a bit. - I did not know was so important, or I would have appreciated more.
- Ah, that's the Chief. Does good things and never says. - The Minotaur laughed. - Procesaré these papers immediately. You should go get your coffee before it is gone.
- Coffee?
- Oh ... Sure, you do not know. On the floor thirty-eight already serving coffee midday. Serve coffee and donuts at eight o'clock, noon, at four in the afternoon, eight in the evening, at midnight and four o'clock.
- That sounds good ... - He took a mental note to go get coffee before you pass the time. - I guess a coffee every four hours should help you stay awake.
- Oh but it is every four hours. - The File Manager leaned a little to get it in the face. - The longer you play tricks on in this building. It is good practice to talk about the time of day rather than the number of hours that must pass.
- Ah, I understand ...
- The first day I spent with the same expression of you have lost. - The Minotaur turned to straight, and looked at the papers in his hand. - Do not worry, it will pass soon. Now go get your coffee, and you can go to the fourteenth floor at about three o'clock.
- I understand. "I can ask the exact time?
- twelve o'clock, thirty minutes, twenty seconds. - He said after taking out a pocket watch god knows where. - When you are a full employee, you'll get your own clock.
- Does everyone have one?
- Sure, the clock always have the time of the building. It is very practical.
- I understand ...
- But it's more than enough talk. - The Minotaur settled lenses. - You should go for your coffee before it is too late.
- Agreed. - The young man smiled. - Thank you.
- Have a good day.


The Visitor was found again in the corridor observing one of the corners. He walked up to the elevator and pressed the button.
The idea of coffee and donuts did not sound too bad, considering that breakfast yet. If this matter was so serious, perhaps with the secretary would be there and could give him the news.
The familiar bell and the announcement of "thirteenth floor" was removed from his concentration.
- Good morning again. - Greeted the monkey.
- Good morning, I go to the floor thirty-eight to get coffee. - Announced, in lift round saw a creature with a great eye, a large mouthful of sharp teeth and several tentacles with eyes (tried not to show that it frightened the best he could), a man with goat legs (a faun, the I knew it) and the girl at the previous day.
- You're all an employee! - The monkey laughed. - We talked about you.
- Do not do nothing but talk about people? - He asked, almost joking about it seriously.
- We are bored. - Answered the faun, with a shrug. - There has been much work lately.
- Also, your arrival is big news. - A statement was the monkey. - After all you are the only race to be repeated that this iteration is reached.
- And the single traveler. - The girl said with a smile.
- Sure it's a sight to behold. - Said the creature's eyes, and everyone was watching.
- That was worse than usual. - The monkey rolled her eyes.
- You do not appreciate the good humor.
- Ah ... Visitor, they are the faun, who works in the residential area, and the viewer, who works at the police. - The witch presented. - The Visitor is Two Thousand Five Hundred Fifty-two of which both have heard.
- A taste ... - The boy gave them a nod, as he had seen other humanoids of the building, the faun said the gesture with a similar inclination, and his hand shook the viewer eye-tentacles.
- It's good to have you here, with a little luck things start to change, as they say happened when he was one traveler. - Said the Faun, hitting the floor with one foot.
- According to the girls of the Data Center, the visitor brings a dark cloud following him. - The witch seemed excited.
- Yeah, yeah. I can see the dark aura. - The beholder showed his sharp teeth into something that could be a smile, for better or for worse.
- A dark cloud ...? A dark aura? - The young man felt that the color down his face.
- They're frightening! - The mono reproached laughter.
- Ah! - The witch blushed and looked down at his feet. - I'm sorry, just joked ...!
- N-no, okay!
- did not want to bother you ...!
- I wonder if it's right that we go into panic as well. - Asked the faun.
- I do not think. They look comfortable.
Silence.
- Seriously, you could not say "seem comfortable?
- was a good time. - The spectator turned his big eye and several of its tentacles.
Bell.
- twenty-fifth floor. - Announced the monkey.
- This is my floor. - The beholder is lifted into the air, which was odd considering he had no wings, and floated out. - Have a nice day, see you later.
- That was not so terrible ... - The Faun laughed.
- do not think that was a joke. - Interrupted the monkey.
- Ah ... That explains a lot. - The Faun nodded.
- But tell me, - said the sorceress trying to change the subject. - How do you get used to things here?
- I thought it would cost me more. - Admitted the visitor. - But I have still a long way to go.
- Sure, it's understandable. - The girl smiled, nodding. - But it is good to hear you're learning fast.
Bell.
- Flat thirty-two. - The monkey scratched his head.
- This is my floor. - The Faun ran to get off the elevator. - See you at the cafe of the eight.
- Until then ...! - The sorceress smiled, waving the faun with his hand.
- Is it my idea or this last leg was much shorter? - The young man was puzzled.
- That's normal ... - The girl smiled gently. - Time passes in strange ways here ...
- I see ...
- Ah ... - She lowered her head a moment. - Are you going to meet someone ...?
- No. Just went to get coffee.
- Do you mind if I go with ...?
- Absolutely. - The visitor smiled. - We can keep talking.
Monkey struck his forehead with the palm of his right hand, and the sorceress started.
- Something wrong?
- No, no. All is well. - The monkey rolled her eyes.
- Oh ... - The girl blushed slightly. - Now you just have the Personnel Department, right?
- Yes. And then discover my post.
- Do you have room? - He asked, going up even more color to your face.
- Uh ... Yes, it's eight hundred ninety-seven.
- Ah ...! You're on the floor thirty-three ... Right?
- Yes. And you? - The young man smiled politely, trying to make conversation.
- I'm thirty-four ... - I said it. - M-my room is 1342.
- Thirteen forty-two. - The visitor nodded. - Well, when I know my phone I will tell you, if you want.
- S-if you please ...!
Bell.
- Flat thirty-eight. - The monkey rolled her eyes. - Get out, give me diabetes.
- C-shut up ...! - The girl came running.
- What do you mean ...? - The young man blinked a few times, totally lost.
- Oh by the gods. - The elevator was again hit the front. - Get down, boy dark cloud of evil, they're calling the elevator.
- Ah, sorry. - The Visitor fell rapidly and added. - Up later.
- Yeah, yeah, see you later.
The elevator door closed.


the witch waiting for him about six or seven meters, noting the letter from one of the restaurants at him. The color difference between her face and her hair is finally starting to see again.
- Sorry for the delay. - The young man smiled. - That monkey knows how to be cryptic.
- Ah yes ... - She paused. - Come, I show you where the coffee is requested.
- Thanks.
walked towards the floor where they served coffee, while the witch explains some of the places that the Secretariat had not explained the previous day.
After a few minutes, reached a place where a huge squid or octopus served coffee to eight hands, and across from a long line filled with various creatures of all types expected, cups in hand or on their heads or something equally bizarre.
- And there where the queue full of people, it served coffee and donuts. - She smiled slightly. - Usually continues to serve up to one hour after the start, so you have time. Everyone has the right to stop our work to come and get coffee, and of course you can send others to find it for you.
- Wow, really take it seriously ...
- is our national drink. - Explained it, and the young man asked if he was joking or not.
- This place is really great ... - Said the visitor, with some admiration.
- Yes, it is impressive. - The girl nodded, watching from afar. - This building grows with each iteration ...
- I still can not explain well why the iterations. - The young man sighed.
- You're going to explain all, be patient.
- That attempt. - He laughed. - But we find the coffee.
Both walked up to the end of the queue (behind a hairy humanoid that looked like a dog standing on two legs and clothes), and waited for a few minutes, taking steps slowly.
- For now you can take your coffee in a disposable cup. - Explained the magical, conjuring up a cup of nothingness. - I have my cup here, and give you yours when you complete an employee.
- Ah ... "I can ask? - The young man pointed to the cup, puzzled.
- cups, clocks and many more things are made by our Department of necessities. Our Dwarf and work there a couple of our most powerful wizards. So all these things are magical, for our convenience.
- Ah, that explains a lot ...
- Next! - Called the squid after filling the dog bowl humanoid.
- Good morning, Kraken. - The young man smiled. - I bring the visitor today.
- Oh ... - The squid stared at the boy with his great eye. - Here's your coffee in a disposable cup and your donuts, and here's yours witch.
- Thank ... - The boy took the things, which had been offered with two different tentacles, and watched the kraken fill the cup of the young and reach for donuts.
- Thank you. - The sorceress smiled broadly. - Good luck today.
- See you for coffee at four in the afternoon, have a nice day ... Next!


turned aside to make room for those who follow, and the boy took a sip of his coffee.
- Wow ...
- I know, it's unbelievable. In my not even like coffee before trying this.
- Wow ... - The Visitor took another swig of the plastic cup. This was not a regular coffee ... and knew that if asked he would say it was a café or something magical.
- What time did you have your next appointment? - I asked her.
- The Minotaur said I could go to the fourteenth floor at about three o'clock.
- That should be your last process. Then you have all the rights of an employee ...
- I've been told.
- And I guess then start to work ...
- Yes. I can not imagine what use could have ... But anyway, work is work.
- in a month and collect your salary ...!
- A salary? - Asked the visitor, a little confused. He had not thought he would be paid considering doing this to save his life.
- Sure fool. It is illegal to have someone working without paying the appropriate fee.
- I had not happened. - Admitted. - After all my circumstances here are special.
- But anyway. - She laughed softly. - Ah ... Do you have plans for lunch ...?
- Not at all.
- So maybe we can have lunch together ...?



At three in the afternoon, the visitor under the fourteenth floor, after an evening with the Enchantress. Within several years, hit the front of the note that stuttering and blushing did not happen only because she was "shy."
The floor was full of offices and corridors, and managed to get everyone wondering where you are supposed to be to find the qilin. The upside was that seemingly everyone knew who he was, so I just showed him where to go without question.
reached the office after more than ten minutes walk steadily, and hit the door, which opened alone. Found within an office not unlike that of the Devil and behind the desk to a humanoid long golden hair with red tips, pale skin and clothing typical of the place.
- Ah, to finally arrive. - He smiled, and the visitor knew he was facing the qilin.
- Sorry, did not know the way to this office was so long. - The young man not yet entered the office, and simply speak from the door.
- It's nothing ... Please pass. - The Qilin beckoned with his hand to make himself comfortable. - Come in and sit down, the papers have arrived from the thirteenth floor.
- That's good news, right?
- Yes. - The Boss opened a drawer of his desk and began to rummage among the papers. - You mean you just have a procedure to be done.
- One Step sounds fantastic. - The Visitor could not prevent a smile spread across his lips.
- Here you go. - Completed, holding out a paper on the desk. - This is the latest way for now, 19216.8 Form, used to apply for vacancies in the administration.
- Es .. very short. - Said the boy with some surprise, surprise or search page small print or do anything that would make this way was another torture. - Only one page ...
- Oh yes, is the favorite of most employees. - The qilin shrugged, as if confused. - Do not see what the problem have with paperwork.
- Well ... Everyone has different tastes ... - The visitor smiled, hoping not to have to explain that he was of those people who could have continued to fill their lives without all that paperwork.
- I guess. - The Boss still looked confused, but not say anything. - Now, read carefully and sign the paper, with that in one day everything will be ready.
- Understood.

was a nice paper. Promised work nine hours a day, live in the building and urged him to keep silent about what happened in the building under penalty of death. Would gain in return a salary, a clock, a cup, a bedroom and a per diem for food. Would have all the facilities of the building, and her rights stipulated in the regulations of 934 to 3491, he had no idea they were. Also could not discuss his salary, do (many) strikes, or attempt to marry the Secretary.
was really loose and comfortable, had to admit.

Nothing oaths loyalty, and the only dangerous thing was something I would do anyway ...

the hell.

signed the paper, and it was what God wants.

--------- And, There we go xDDDD
i have mixed feelings regarding this novel. Sigh ...

Letter Template For 25 Year Of Service

nanowriwoe @ 2009-11-13T00: 19:00

And so, it Begins ... xD
Record Fourth.